Paul’s DIY Rumor Builder

On weeks like this in capital markets it’s no fun if you can’t play along. So, here you go: Paul’s DIY Rumor Builder.

I’m hearing _____ is _____. How long can it be before _____ starts ____. Otherwise _____ is ______.


  1. I'm hearing Paul is dumping stocks and hoarding cash. How long can it be before he buys ammo and starts canning his own food. Otherwise burying gold in the back yard is his only hope.

  2. I’m hearing S&P is fucking over the US. How long can it be before society starts buying weapons and hard tack. Otherwise America is screwed – time to move to Singapore.