The Market Crash as Double-Entendre Dating Ad

The finance sector’s foibles inspired the NYRB to create a contest asking readers to submit double-entendre finance-centric personals ads. Here is Emanuel Derman’s entry:

FANNIE MAE with troubled assets, bored with Freddie Mac, seeks well-regulated stimulus package from counterparty too big to fail. No cash for clunkers.
More on that sort of lasciviousness here.

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