The Best F**king Book About the Financial Crisis?

I get asked all the time what the best fucking book is about the financial crisis. Well, here it is: A (partial)  list of books about the past year’s financial crisis, sorted in decreasing order of the number of times the word “fuck” appears. In the spirit of rigorous scientific inquiry, I have also provided the number of fucks per page.

Book Author # fucks #/page
Too Big to Fail Sorkin 20 .03
The Sellout Gasparino 10 .02
The Greatest Trade Ever Zuckerman 2 .01
The Two Trillion Dollar Meltdown Morris 0 0
This Time is Different Reinhart/Rogoff 0 0