Somali Pirates and TARP

Others may have seen this elsewhere, but it did amuse me for a moment this morning when it popped up in my email inbox:

*SOMALI PIRATES APPLY TO BECOME BANK TO ACCESS TARP
*PAULSON: TARP PIRATE EQUITY IS AN `INVESTMENT,’ WILL PAY OFF
*KASHKARI SAYS `SOMALI PIRATES ARE ‘FUNDAMENTALLY SOUND’ ‘     
*Moody’s upgrade Somali Pirates to AAA         
*HUD SAYS SOMALI DHOW FORECLOSURE PROGRAM HAD `VERY LOW’ PARTICIPATION
*SOMALI PIRATES IN DISCUSSION TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK
*FED OFFICIALS: AGGRESSIVE EASING WOULD CUT SOMALI PIRATE RISK 
*FED AGREED OCT. 29 TO TAKE `WHATEVER STEPS’ NEEDED FOR SOMALI PIRATES

Related posts:

  1. Be It Resolved: Treasury Should Dump TARP (Sort Of)
  2. The Program Formerly Known as TARP (PFKATARP)
  3. Updated: Musings About the Next Six Months, Post-TARP
  4. Geocoding the TARP Vote: White vs Gold States
  5. Moody’s: Needs Help for New Debt Warning Labels

Comments

  1. Dalton says:

    Right on-this helped me sort tgihns right out.

  2. wyslzukfe says:

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