Best Conference Session Title Du Jour

From last week’s ABS East conference in Miami comes this session title on the moribund asset-backed securities (ABS) market:

Considerations for New Issuers in an Illiquid Market

I’m guessing that session included sub-topics such as "ouch", "don’t bother", and "where to get good psychiatric/debt counseling".

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