Kudlow to English Translation Dictionary

Missed this months ago from my friend Barry. Very funny — and darn useful when CNBC host Larry Kudlow comes back from holidays on August 25th.

The Modern Kudlow To Standard English Translation Guide

Kudlowism Modern Translation
“The Greatest Story Never Told”
Early stages of a normal economic expansion 
"Goldilocks Economy"
Latter stages of expansion; cracks
in the façade are beginning to show
“A possibility of Recession exists”
The recession has already begun
“A Mild Recession” We are in a broad and deep recession
“We are in a serious recession” Stock up on canned food,
bottled water and handgun ammo
“I don’t see how this can get any worse” BUY!