Martians Landing in Phoenix on Sunday

By Paul Kedrosky · Friday, May 23, 2008 ·

The following AP headline is terrible for we dyslexics:

NASA Landing Phoenix Near Martian North Pole Sunday Night

I had to read it three times before I figured out that NASA hadn't given Martians at the North Pole clearance to land in Phoenix this Sunday.

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And, oh yes, I'm now back. Things will remain slow, but I'm not going to be completely absent either.