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January 15, 2008
Paul TV, Please
Oprah is getting her own television network? Yeesh, don't we see enough of her already? I want my own damn network. It's time for Paul TV.
Ms. Winfrey is forming a 50-50 joint venture with cable programming company Discovery Communications LLC to launch the Oprah Winfrey Network, Ms. Winfrey and Discovery are announcing today.
The channel, which will also be known as OWN, is slated to launch in mid-2009, using cable and satellite distribution now in place for the Discovery Health Channel.
And no, I don't want to do more webcam-ish look-at-me-in-my-office web video. I want to do stuff that pays obscenely and embarrassingly well. You know, greed.
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Oh you are so greedy! :)
I'll write a book on my 100% genuine life experience as a tortured drug-addicted superhero if you agree to let me come on, help me sell millions of copies, then publicly stab me in the back when the fabrication is revealed.
Imitation is the sincerest form of making a metric f**kton of money.
I´m in to help your Paul TV.
And if you launch a Spanish language version it can be: PaKeTV!