LazyWeb: New Word for Inane Non-Scandal Scandal

Once again, I need a new word. What do you call it when an online pseudo-scandal emerges, explodes into everywhere-ness and then disappears into self-referential inanity and irrelevance, all while you’re not paying attention?

Offline, you might call it a tempest in a teacup/teapot, or something like that. But what’s the online equivalent, or at least a less cliched way of saying the same thing? I’d just say “idiocy”, but there has to be a more colorful way of capturing how the blog natives regularly lose their mind about nonsense.

All ideas appreciated.

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Comments

  1. Brian says:

    Demi-scandal
    Un-scandal
    Blah … the un-scandal.
    Semi-scandal
    Blah … the not-scandal scandal.

  2. srr says:

    climate change

  3. Bill says:

    Slashdot

  4. Rafael Montoya says:

    The German language has a word:
    vernichten (fer-neek-ten)
    which means “the nothingess”, “the non-existent”.
    Season´s Greetings Paul

  5. Anne says:

    Turbulence in the celestial teapot ?

  6. franklin stubbs says:

    how bout just “going postal.”
    As in, “bloggers are going postal again over the fake Steve Jobs flap…”
    Self-esteem of disgruntled gummint workers notwithstanding.

  7. franklin stubbs says: