Probably the best executive non-apology apology of all time: ex-media baron Conrad Black to the court in his sentencing hearing today:
Conrad Black rose moments ago to address the court, unusually sotto voce and subdued – at least to begin with. He then expressed his "deep regret" for the $1.2 billion in shareholder value lost to the company by the inept management of his successors.
Right. Those successor bastards.