Word Assistance Needed

I need a word coined, me-thinks. What would be a good word for a senior staff meeting where V.P.s laugh like drugged hyenas at all the CEO’s unfunny comments?

Ass-kissing seems too generic, and brown-nosing is boring. I need a new word.

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Comments

  1. miami says:

    hyena-laughing is perfect

  2. How about “latrining”? Latrine is the term used to describe the the communal spots where all members of a hyena clan defecate, to make the clan’s territory.
    You know, since those types seem to be full of shit, after all.

  3. James Moore says:

    How about an old one? “Sycophancy” has a nice ring to it.
    “Did you have to sit through yesterday’s sycophancy meeting?”

  4. Tom Anichini says:

    Sycophantasm

  5. lancey says:

    jonestown-meeting

  6. laugh suckling

  7. Rich Leska says:

    Lapdog convention.

  8. Jesse says:

    Yes-Man convention.

  9. How about a tribute to Ed McMahon, the quintessential talk-show sidekick? You could say “That meeting was all McMahons,” or “did you see Jim? he McMahoned his way through that whole presentation.”

  10. Mark says:

    Toe-jamming, or toe-jammers
    (as in toe the line, but something worse than ass-kissing or boot-licking. you see this in the House of Commons all the time.)

  11. Fantastic suggestions, everyone. I can tell I’m not the first person to have mulled over this subject.

  12. timmy says:

    reach-arounding

  13. Tom V says:

    It is time for the Hoover’s Performance Report. Lets find out who outperforms who in the sucking-up contest.

  14. ed says:

    “Red-fest.” After Sgt. Red O’Neill in the film Platoon – the quintessence of suck-up-ness…

  15. franklin stubbs says:

    1. Hooverfest
    2. Fake-Off
    3. Wankathon
    4. Circle Smirk

  16. M says:

    Toadyfest

  17. Drake says:

    Gufflawfest , Heewhores, Kissaster, Koolaidascope, Taffypull, flaughoff, Innerstankdom

  18. CrossProfit says:

    You mean they all digg-kiss the bosse’s jokes.

  19. GrossMisconduct says:

    Verbal flatulence
    Vertical Arousal

  20. Paul P says:

    “power giggling”

  21. Ajay says:

    Yes-men laughing

  22. Naane says:

    Circle-joking.

  23. Beelzebub says:

    how about “Ditto-fest”, “herd of ditto-heads,” “all oil and no gears,” “oil on calm waters.”
    “Saccharine Symphony”.
    And one last: I think due to Victor Borge (or someone like him): “his comments were like marshmallow syrup strained through an old brassiere”

  24. brown-laughing

  25. nick gogerty says:

    schmucking up to the boss.

  26. I find the best sucking-up is done after the meeting when all the others have left and I can talk to the boss alone. Thus my late entry.
    The meeting should be called a “Yuck-Up” like the very Web 2.0 “meet-up.” The participants would be called “Yuck-ups”.

  27. Dave Tufte says:

    How about: SPLUNGE.
    It isn’t quite perfect for what you want, but it comes from a Monty Python sketch where the boss fires all the yes-men, then all the naysayers, and the confronts the last guy to either say yes or no, and all he can get out is splunge.