The Shorter Tom LaSorda

Chrysler Chief Exec Tom LaSorda sent an email to employees yesterday about the ongoing speculation concerning the troubled auto company’s future. It was typically evasive pay-no-attention-to-the-discussions-behind-the-curtain biz speak.
So, I thought I’d do the usual, and bring MS Word’s auto-summarize feature to bear. Here is the shorter Tom LaSorda:

We are a good company with great talent and a clearly defined plan of action. The best way to secure a successful future for the Chrysler Group is to focus on what we can control — that is the Recovery and Transformation Plan.

Ah, much better. No news here.