Existential question: does my ego have an ass?

I admit, my showing in the archive is lacklustre at best compared with yours, good Doctor -- and even more embarrassingly, some of the entries refer to long-dead war heroes who just happened to have the middle name Mathew and the last name Ingram.

But look what I found way back in those Kedrosky entries: a letter from one Paul Kedrosky to Roger Ebert, indicating an all-too-consuming interest in Ebert's classic movie script for Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Coincidence?