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May 24, 2006

You Think You Had a Bad Day?

A dead body showed up yesterday in the parking lot of a tony West Vancouver private country club. An unhappy club member proceeded to contribute the quote contained in the following classic headline:


Right, right, and just imagine how the other guy feels.

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Reminds me of my favorite golf joke: Steve and Bill teed off together. On the 3rd hole Bill had a massive heart attack and died. Steve entering the club house, says "Worst day ever on the course, all day long it was hit a shot, drag Bill"

Nice. As if I needed reminding why I don't miss living in WV. Reminded me of a (slightly lighter) incident about 15 years ago. On the bridge over the Capilano River saying 'Welcome to West Vancouver' someone had hung a sign 'Closed Sundays'. Not sure whether a reference to the sleepy nature of the place or the locals' minds...