The Google “No Guidance Policy” Drinking Game

Here is the Google “no guidance policy” drinking game for today’s analyst day:

  • Every time Eric Schmidt (or anyone) at Google refers spontaneously to the company’s supposed “no guidance policy” take a drink.
  • Every time any Google-er uses said policy as a reason for not answering an analyst’s question take two drinks.
  • Any time an analyst asks a question that pretends there is a no guidance policy chug the drink.