Okay, I can deal with cutting out food and drink, and I can almost handle the cancellations and delays, but charging more in economy for aisle seats near the front, or for exit rows? C’mon, be serious.
Pretty soon they’re going to start charging you extra just to get you there:
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We are currently 30,000 feet over Los Angeles. Fuel prices have risen 2.7% during this trip down from Seattle. Please insert your credit card into the seatback in front of you in the next twenty seconds if you want to avoid being ejected before San Diego. Thanks.”