So, Martha Stewart and P. Diddy Walk Into a Bar …

Best line, hands down, in any review of Martha Stewart’s variant of “The Apprentice” goes to Alessandra Stanley of the NY Times:

These days, [Martha] is game for anything – including rapping with Diddy while wearing $8 million worth of bling from Harry Winston. (What are the chances that between a rapper and a Westport, Conn., caterer, it’s the caterer who has done time?)