Anyone Can Get an MBA

I’ve long said that anyone with a pulse can get an MBA, and it turns out it’s relatively easy even if you have four legs and fur:

Undercover agents contacted [Trinity Westerrn University] online to obtain a $299 bachelor’s degree in business administration for the cat, Colby Nolan.

The information on the student application claimed Colby completed three courses at a community college and worked at two different retailers as a manager. Colby’s previous work experience included food prep at a fast-food restaurant, babysitting and a paper route, said the application.

The school then allegedly informed Colby via e-mail that the work experience qualified Colby to receive an executive MBA, not the bachelor’s degree that was requested.