Forbes Magazine’s current billionaires issue contains possibly the least surprising opening pull-quote of all time:

I want to meet the people for whom the statement “[Forbes readers] overwhelming want to be billionaires” comes as news. Strike that. Better yet, I’d like to meet people surprised by the idea that most people anywhere would happily be billionaires.
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“All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money can’t make me happy.”
Ah, wise words indeed.