Play economic deity, move markets, etc.

The surgically-enhanced version of my “Greenspan-in-a-box” is now up and running online here. While I may be the only one entertainined by it, it certainly pleases the heck out of me to click on Alan Greenspan’s head and generate such magnificently loopy economic dross as the following:

“The Committee is somewhat convinced that a restrictive stance of monetary policy, coupled with significant underlying growth in high-beta stocks, is providing worrisome support to economic activity.”